MONDAY
The Bachelor: The Dreaded Hometowns. 7 p.m., ABC
Rumours: Cate Blanchett and Charles Dance star in this horror-comedy-climate-change metaphor as members of the G7 who get lost in the woods while drafting a statement on a global crisis. Paramount+
Ex Machina: Maybe the tech bros are the baddies? 9:15 p.m., Showtime Extreme
TUESDAY
State of the Union Address: There is not enough box wine on the planet to get me through this bullshit. 8 p.m., ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox, CNN, MSNBC, MSNBC, PBS, C-SPAN
Paradise: Maybe instead I’ll watch the season finale of this series that imagines a presidential assassination. NO REASON. Hulu
With Love, Meghan: Or maybe I’ll watch this lifestyle series from real American royalty. Series premiere. Netflix
Daredevil: Born Again: Disney has finally figured out how to bring back the critically acclaimed Marvel series that Netflix created. Disney+
Denise Richards and Her Wild Things: Denise Richards opens up her home with her quack husband and daughters with Charlie Sheen to another reality series because some people literally require constant attention in order to survive. 8 p.m., Bravo
WEDNESDAY
The Amazing Race: Season premiere. 8:30 p.m., CBS
Casablanca: Time to start watching more movies about Nazis and resistance. 9 p.m., HBO2
THURSDAY
9-1-1: The team races to save animals at a shelter in the spring premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Doctor Odyssey: SHARKS! Sexy sharks! Spring premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
Grey’s Anatomy: Well here’s something new: chaos comes to Grey Sloan. Spring premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
Deli Boys: A pair of pampered sons are suddenly thrust into their father’s secret criminal life after he dies and they have to take over his convenience store empire. Series premiere. Hulu
Douglas is Canceled: A British talk show host finds himself under fire after a single Tweet claims he made a sexist joke at a wedding in this new series. Premiere. Britbox
The Traitors: SEASON FINALE. I’m not sure who will win besides Alan Cumming’s lewks. Peacock
FRIDAY
Love Is Blind: WHO GETS MARRIED? Season finale. Netflix
Plankton: The Movie: When Karen the Computer takes over the world, it’s up to Plankton to save it. Premiere. Netflix
Power Book III: Season premiere. 7 p.m., Starz
Chaos: The Manson Murders: This new documentary looks at some alternative theories and conspiracies regarding the Manson Murders. Netflix
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: Lady Gaga is host and musical guest. 10:30 p.m., NBC
Heretic: When two young women from a deeply religious community accept an invitation inside a home, they find themselves trapped in an elaborate cat-and-mouse game with Hugh Grant a strange man. 7 p.m., HBO, Max
SUNDAY
The Righteous Gemstones: Season four premiere. 9 p.m., HBO
American Idol: Carrie Underwood is your new Katy Perry. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
$100,000 Pyramid: Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
Dark Winds: Third season premiere. 8 p.m., AMC
The Real Housewives of Atlanta: 16th season premiere. 7 p.m., Bravo
Twitter: Breaking the Bird: OH I THINK WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED AND WHAT HIS NAME IS. Series premiere. 9 p.m., CNN