I would never be able to leave the house:
@wally.meets.world If you come over you have to stay forever, I dont make the rules 😔#goldenretriever #dogs #cute
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A BLESSED BEYONCÉ BOWL YESTERDAY, the real reason for the season.
@rampagereactss POST MALONE ??YESSSS BEY🐝😭‼️#postmalone #beyonce #halftimeshow
@michaelsversion MY HOUSE, SPAGHETTII, RIVERDANCE, & SWEET HONEY BUCKIIN’ (WITH @BOOZEY) [FAN CAM] #halftime #beyonce #cowboycarter @Beyoncé
@paolatravell Beyoncé serving amazing vocals for Christmas Beyonce Christmas halftime show Houston Texas . Ravens vs Texans 🤠🏈🏟️🎄 #beyonce #cowboycarter #parkwood #beyonceknowles #beyhives #nflonnetflix #paolatravell #houston #nfl #texas #ravensvstexans
@yahoosports Lamar plans to watch the performance from the field (via @Baltimore Ravens) #lamarjackson #beyoncé #baltimoreravens #halftimeshow
@beyonce Look at that horse.
And if you missed it because you were spending time with family or something, good news: Netflix is going to release it as its own standalone special so you can watch and rewatch and rewatch and rewatch it.
The real MI5 enlisted Jackson Lamb to read a Christmas poem:
Hold up, when did Nick Vial get himself involved with Vanderpump Rules and why does anyone care what he thinks?
Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, and MTV might be on the chopping block as Paramount’s new buyer doesn’t really care about anything beyond CBS. Merry Christmas, everyone!
I’m Team Jason Kelce on the Love, Actually conversation.
Adrian Brody doesn’t think he’s been banned from Saturday Night Live, but the fact that he’s never been back suggests otherwise.
Lonely Island hoped this sketch would have been banned from Saturday Night Live, but unfortunately for everyone involved, it was not.
Here’s hoping Kim Richards is OK.
Get better soon, John Reardon.
Mark Your Calendars
- Happy Gilmore 2 will debut on Netflix in 2025.
- The Night Agent returns on Netflix on January 23.
- Cobra Kai: Part 3/The Finale Event will premiere on Netflix on February 13.
- Doctor Who returns on Disney+ in 2025.
- When Calls the Heart returns on Hallmark on January 5.
- American Primeval debuts on Netflix on January 9.
- Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? will premiere on HBO on January 10.
- TMZ Investigates: Luigi Mangione: The Mind of a Killer premieres on Fox on January 6 and Hulu on January 7.
R.I.P.
Hudson Meek, Young actor who appeared in Baby Driver and the MacGyver reboot
Mark Spain, News anchor for ABC in Virginia
Richard Perry, Legendary music producer who worked with the Beatles, Rod Stewart, Carly Simon and many others
Jack Bond, British filmmaker
Shyam Benegal, Indian filmmaker
WATCH THIS
Squid Game 2: Now that we’ve enjoyed the most capitalistic day of the year, how about we wash it down with a heaping of anti-capitalism. Netflix
The Year: 2024: A look back at biggest news stories of the year and the shitshow we have to look forward to in 2025. 8 p.m., ABC
Scrabble: Season finale. 7 p.m., The CW
Trivial Pursuit: Season finale. 8 p.m., The CW
| THUR | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | High Potential (new) |
The Year: 2024 (new) |
| CBS | Ghosts (repeat) |
Ghosts (repeat) |
Matlock (repeat) |
| CW | Scrabble (new) |
Trivial Pursuit (new) |
News/Local |
| FOX | Hell’s Kitchen (repeat) |
Hell’s Kitchen (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | E! News Presents NBC’s Hot 10 of 2024 (repeat) |
Dolly Parton’s Mountain Magic Christmas |