CHAOS.
@theanimalhope_ Three co-workers tried to catch a raccoon that was sitting atop a cabinet. They lured the animal into a trash can, then placed cardboard over the top to keep the raccoon from getting out. However, as they were taking the trash can down from the cabinet, the cardboard fell off, causing the men to panic. Amidst all the chaos, one man’s pants began to fall down, which made everyone laugh despite the situationottles and🤣🤣 #rescue #raccoon
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
The MTV VMAs were last night (pushed back to September 11 once the Presidential Debate was set for its original date, September 10).
- Here are all the winners.
- When Taylor Swift won Video of the Year with Post Malone, she used her time to once again urge people to register to vote. GOOD.
Taylor Swift encourages people to vote in the Presidential election during her VMA speech —“If you’re over 18 please register to vote for something else that is important — the Presidential election.” pic.twitter.com/cCao1aiefL
— Sarmad (@SarmadFaizESQ) September 12, 2024
- Taylor won 6 other VMAs last night, bringing her to 30 total which ties her with Beyoncé for the most VMAs ever.
- Chappell Roan gave a fiery performance of “Good Luck Babe.”
@hollywoodreporter #chappellroan lights up the #vmas stage with #goodluckbabe #vmas2024
♬ original sound – The Hollywood Reporter – The Hollywood Reporter
- LL Cool J showed the children how it’s done.
I wouldn’t call it a comeback but @llcoolj BLEW US AWAY with his #VMAs performance 💥 pic.twitter.com/Z0d61t1uwE
— Video Music Awards (@vmas) September 12, 2024
- And I was reminded just how many Katy Perry songs I actually know.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be watching @katyperry‘s #VMA Video Vanguard performance for the rest of my life!pic.twitter.com/1HdShZ8L1Y
— MTV (@MTV) September 12, 2024
- Host Megan Thee Stallion gave her fellow Houstonian Simone Biles some love:
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- And she tried to “hold it down for Britney” but the snake was a little too real.
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Flavor Flav is a man of his word. He gives Olympic gymnast Jordan Chiles a bronze clock during the VMAs pic.twitter.com/BviTLW7CaN https://t.co/h9VlOttUG9
— James Jones (@jamesjonesesq) September 12, 2024
🫶🏾 Needed to be sweet to the Swifties,,, I seen y’all requests to shout ya out and give ya heart hands 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾 https://t.co/ve0ISes8vp
— FLAVOR FLAV (@FlavorFlav) September 12, 2024
And over at Spectrum TV, you’ll be able to get Max and Discovery+ for free with some packages. Warner Bros. Discovery is also offering Discovery+ for $.99 a month to new subscribers because everyone is trying to get a new subscriber push at the end of this quarter.
Baby Owen is now in his thirties and I’m going to have to go lie down now.
Don’t hold your breath for a Selling Sunset reunion for season 8.
Jon Bon Jovi saved a woman in Nashville who was threatening to jump off a bridge. Somewhere, Dave Grohl is calling his publicist, demanding that they find a bridge and hire an actor.
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RD Whittington, who apparently is the star of Million Dollar Wheels, was arrested for fraud, which sounds … likely.
It looks like 67.1 million people watched the Presidential debate, some 16 million more than the debate in June that ended President Biden’s career. And that’s not taking into account streaming numbers.
And The Daily Show‘s post-debate show brought in the highest ratings for the series in seven years.
I have concepts of a plan. pic.twitter.com/DzAsjsP5Ur
— 𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚 (@Chris_Grosse) September 11, 2024
Former President Eating Pets is convinced (convincing himself) that he won Tuesday’s debate (which is adorable), and he’s real angry at ABC, accusing them of rigging the debate by ~checks notes~ fact-checking him on issues like baby-killing and pet-eating. And he is calling for the network to lose its license over it, which he will ABSOLUTELY try to do if he is elected.
And this is what happens when you spew baseless and racist conspiracy theories.
Hold up, HOLD UP, there was ANOTHER conspiracy theory Former President Imprisoned Transgender Illegal Aliens was trying to espouse on the debate stage, and it’s one I haven’t heard before? Oh man, you better send David Muir a fruit basket, you old creepy lunatic!
Even Fox News knows Kamala Harris won the debate. pic.twitter.com/KuTywJ85P1
— Republican Voters Against Trump (@AccountableGOP) September 11, 2024
@ahmedbaba_ Oh I’m a Swiftie now
Taylor Swift’s endorsement has driven hundreds of thousands of visits to vote.gov. Register to vote! (But remember, if you’re in Texas, you can’t register online because they don’t want you to vote.)
Irony is dead:
JD Vance on Fox News: We admire Taylor Swift’s music, but I don’t think most Americans are gonna be influenced by a billionaire celebrity who I think is fundamentally disconnected from the interests and the problems of most Americans pic.twitter.com/h2OqPNvnq9
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 11, 2024
Megyn Kelly is big mad at Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift and they aren’t thinking about her at all.
In Development
- Tim Robinson’s Chair Company has been ordered to series at HBO.
- George Lopez will have a new stand-up special on Prime Video.
- Jessica Kirson has set a new stand-up special on Hulu.
Casting News
- Benito Martínez Ocasio aka Bad Bunny, Julie Bowen, and Christopher McDonald have joined Happy Gilmore 2 on Netflix.
- Michael Harney is joining The Better Sister on Prime Video.
- Anna Friel and Anna Maxwell Martin will star in a new untitled drama on BBC from the creator of Time.
Mark Your Calendars
- Dexter: Original Sin premieres on Showtime on Paramount+ on December 13th.
- Salem’s Lot will premiere on Max on October 3.
- Lonely Planet will debut on Netflix on October 11.
- Your Fault will premiere on Prime Video on December 27.
- The Real Housewives of Potomac returns on Bravo on October 6.
- Beauty in Black premieres on BET+ on October 24.
- Citadel: Diana debuts on Prime Video on October 10.
- Haus of Vicious returns on BET+ on September 19.
- 60 Minutes returns on CBS on September 15.
- Gyeongseong Creature returns on Netflix on September 27.
- Bank Under Siege debuts on Netflix on November 8.
- Where’s Wanda? will debut on Apple TV+ on October 2.
- The Secret of the River debuts on Netflix on October 9.
- I Am Georgina returns on Netflix on September 18.
- DAN DA DAN will premiere on Netflix on October 4.
- BET News & ET Present James Earl Jones: Life and Legacy will air tonight on BET+, and on BET on September 15.
- Challengers will begin streaming on Prime Video on September 19.
- The Creep Tapes will premiere on Shudder and AMC+ on November 15.
- Dateline: The Smoking Gun will debut on Oxygen on October 3.
- IMPACT x Nightline returns on Hulu today.
- An Almost Christmas Story will debut on Disney+ this fall.
- Solar Opposites Halloween special “Part 2: The Hunt for Brown October” will premiere on Hulu on October 7.
- Asia, a seven-part series hosted by Sir David Attenborough will premiere on BBC America and AMC+ in 2025.
R.I.P.
Kenneth Cope, British actor who appeared in many TV shows and films
Illia “Golem” Yefimchyk, Bodybuilder
WATCH THIS
AI and the Future of Us: An Oprah Winfrey Special: Oprah hosts a special highlighting the impact of Artificial Intelligence on people’s everyday lives, and the future that lays ahead. 7 p.m., ABC
Emily in Paris: Fourth season finale. Netflix
The Old Man: Season two premiere. 9 p.m., FX
Colin Jost and Michael Che Present: New York After Dark: Jost and Che host some of New York City’s best up-and-coming stand-up comedians from Brooklyn. Premiere. 8 p.m., Peacock
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Cristin Milioti, Talib Kweli + J.Rawls
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Kathryn Hahn, Kevin Smith
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Jeff Bridges, Evie McGee Colbert
- After Midnight: Kurt Braunohler, Tien Tran, Megan Gailey
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Martin Lawrence, Joey King, Soul Coughing
- The Daily Show: Sasheer Zamata, host Jordan Klepper
- Watch What Happens Live: Alexis Bellino, Katie Ginella
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| ABC | AI and the Future of Us: An Oprah Winfrey Special (new) |
Lucky 13 (new) |
Who Wants to be a Millionaire? (repeat) |
| CBS | Big Brother (new) |
Young Sheldon (repeat) |
Ghosts (repeat) |
Fire Country (repeat) |
| CW | Penn & Teller: Fool Us (repeat) |
Totally Funny Animals (new) |
Totally Funny Kids (new) |
News/Local |
| FOX | MLB Baseball (live) |
News/Local |
| NBC | America’s Got Talent (new) |
Mr. Throwback (new) |
Lopez vs. Lopez (repeat) |
Law & Order: SVU (new) |