MONDAY
Queen Elizabeth II’s State Funeral at Westminster Abbey: Time to say goodbye to Her Majesty once and for all. 5 a.m., BBC America
Reboot: Keegan-Michael Key, Rachel Bloom, and Judy Greer star in this meta-comedy about the reboot of a beloved family comedy on Hulu. Series premiere. Hulu
9-1-1: A blimp catches on fire in the season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
The Voice: Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC
The Neighborhood: Dave causes a power outage in the season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
Bob ♥ Abishola: Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS
NCIS: The team examines who has a personal vendetta against Special Agent Alden Parker. Season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
The Cleaning Lady: Thony looks for Luca. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
Quantum Leap: A new team restarts the Quantum Leap project in the reboot’s season premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
NCIS: Hawai’i: The team tracks the whereabouts of the Raven in the season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
Dancing With the Stars: The dancing competition moves to Disney+ for some reason (so ABC can air Bachelor in Paradise this fall). Season premiere. Disney+
Best in Dough: Speaking of Bachelor in Paradise, Wells Adams hosts this new pizza competition series. Series premiere. Hulu
TUESDAY
The Bachelorette: Rachel and Gabby are both down to their final men, but will they get the engagements they are looking for? Season finale. 7 p.m., ABC
The Resident: Padma’s pregnancy takes a dangerous turn. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
FBI: The bomb the team is searching for is acquired by someone else. Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
FBI: International: An American cop is murdered in Paris. Season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
FBI: Most Wanted: An illegal firearms ring is tied to the murder of a Georgia family in the season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
New Amsterdam: Max deals with the aftermath of Helen’s decision. Season premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
Patton Oswalt: We All Scream: New standup incoming. Premiere. Netflix
WEDNESDAY
Andor: Diego Luna stars in this two-season prequel to the film Rogue One. Series premiere. Disney+
The Conners: Darlene and Ben, and Jackie and Neville have a joint honeymoon, and what could possibly go wrong with that? Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Survivor: Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
The Masked Singer: 22 new singers compete this season. Premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Chicago Med: Dylan makes a life-changing decision. Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC
The Goldbergs: Everyone moves back home. Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., ABC
Abbott Elementary: The teachers return to school for development week in the season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
LEGO Masters: The competitors are given a space-based challenge. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
Chicago Fire: Kidd and Severide’s honeymoon is interrupted. Season premiere. 8 p.m., NBC
Home Economics: The family goes to Disneyland for a little cross-branding synergy. Season premiere. 8:30 p.m., ABC
Chicago P.D.: Voight faces a new threat in the season premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
Amazing Race: Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
Big Sky: IT’S REBA TIME! Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story: This limited series explores one of America’s most notorious serial killers mostly from the perspective of his victims. Premiere. Netflix
Meet Cute: Kaley Cuoco and Pete Davidson star in this new romantic comedy about a woman who finds a time machine in a nail salon and uses it to go back in time to fix problems on a date she had the previous night. Premiere. Peacock
The Real Bling Ring: Two of the notorious thieving ring tell their stories. Premiere. Netflix
Shadowland: This six-part documentary explores how conspiracy theories have spread across this country. Premiere. Peacock
The Kardashians: They’re back. Season premiere. Hulu
THURSDAY
Law & Order: Organized Crime: It’s Law & Order crossover time! A young girl is shot, and Benson and Stabler soon realize it’s not a typical crime (and will take two more primetime hours to solve). Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC
Law & Order: SVU: Part Two! Season premiere. 8 p.m., NBC
Law & Order: Part Three! Season premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
Norman Lear: 100 Years of Music and Laughter: A huge roster of A-list celebrities honor TV legend Norman Lear on the event of his 100th birthday. 8 p.m., ABC
Thai Cave Rescue: A dramatized limited series about the Thai soccer team who were trapped in a cave, and the global rescue effort to save them. Premiere. Netflix
FRIDAY
Shark Tank: Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
20/20: Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
Who’s Talking to Chris Wallace?: After the implosion of CNN+, Chris Wallace was given his own interview show on HBO Max which will then air on CNN a couple of days later. Series premiere. HBO Max
Minions: The Rise of Gru: OK, but are the teens going to dress up to watch it in their own homes? Premiere. Peacock
Lou: Jurnee Smollett and Allison Janney star in this film about a mysterious loner who is drawn out of her isolation when her neighbor’s child is kidnapped. Premiere. Netflix
SATURDAY
The Conversation: This brilliant paranoid thriller is one of the most influential movies of the 70s. It’s one of my favorites. 7 p.m., Epix Drive-In
Final Destination marathon: True Fact: when you become a mother, you start having Final Destination sequences play out in your brain in every situation you are in with your children — like, you are able to see exactly the Rube Goldberg sequence of events that will end with your child hurting themselves (even if it never happens). It’s the main reason I have spent the last 18 years yelling some version of “GET DOWN FROM THERE!” 6 p.m., Starz Encore
SUNDAY
Celebrity Jeopardy!: Series premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
The Simpsons: Homer seeks community on an internet group — HOMER, NO! Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
The Great North: Honeybee and Wolf find a new restaurant they become obsessed with in the season premiere. 7:30 p.m., Fox
Bob’s Burgers: Louise is jealous of Tina’s hands. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
Celebrity Wheel of Fortune: Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
Family Guy: Season premiere. 8:30 p.m., Fox
The Rookie: Serial killer Rosalind is not done with Nolan. Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
Big Brother: Season finale. 7 p.m., CBS
The Circus: Here come the midterms. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Showtime