Hello, friends. I’m taking a smallish break from TV news, just for the next couple of days. It turns out that writing about the news these days is like drinking out of a firehose and I need a nap. I am leaving you with cute animals today, but tomorrow should have something a little more relevant to the ol’ teeve business. So check back in, and I’ll see you on Monday!
I was today days old when I learned that there is a subreddit called “Animals just being bros” and, chickens, I am here to tell you that if you have for some reason lost faith in humanity — CAN’T IMAGINE WHY — the animals are here to pick up the slack:
Animals! They’re the best! Better than us, that’s for damn sure.
WATCH THIS
Search Party: The Alia Shawkat dark comedy finds a new home on HBO Max, and will follow the trial of the century. (And genuinely, if you missed this little gem when it debuted on TBS, go binge it now, and thank me later.) Season premiere. HBO Max
Twilight Zone: Season two. CBS All Access
Doom Patrol: This twisted superhero series moves from DC Universe to HBO Max for its second season. Season premiere. HBO Max
Broke: Sammy’s birthday party location falls through so they have to have it in the backyard in the series finale. YEAH, WELL, WELCOME TO THE PANDEMIC, GUYS. 8:30 p.m., CBS
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Shaquille O’Neal, John Lithgow, Ozuna
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Rachel McAdams, John Early
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Ibram X. Kendi, Patton Oswalt
- The Late Late Show with James Corden: Russell Crowe, Bob Behnken, Doug Hurley, Charlie Puth
- The Daily Show: The Daily Social Distancing Show
- Watch What Happens Live: Sen. Kamala Harris, Laverne Cox
| THUR | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Holey Moley (new) |
Don’t (new) |
To Tell the Truth (new) |
| CBS | Young Sheldon (repeat) |
The Unicorn (repeat) |
Mom (repeat) |
Broke (new) |
S.W.A.T. (repeat) |
| CW | Burden of Truth (new) |
In the Dark (new) |
News/Local |
| FOX | Celebrity Watch Party (new) |
Labor of Love (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Council of Dads (new) |
Blindspot (new) |
Law & Order: SVU (repeat) |