I have other places to be today, friends, so instead of my planned daily rant against the horrors of the Trump Administration, I present to you a video of some strange, but adorable ferret behavior. I know at first it looks like this ferret is just biting the everlasting shit out of this person, but after a few seconds you see that she that she is just wants Human to appreciate her brood of pink chirping babies.
Look how proud she is!
I’ll be back Monday with your regularly scheduled TV news, and fewer rodent babies.
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: “Riverdale” but spookier. Series premiere. Netflix
Midnight, Texas: The opening of a new hotel shakes the town in the season premiere. 8 p.m., NBC
Channel Zero: The Dream Door: A couple finds a strange door in their cellar in the season premiere of the creepiest show on television. 10 p.m., Syfy
Shirkers: This strange-looking movie follows the attempt of a filmmaker to find a film she made in 1992. Just … watch this preview. Netflix
Been So Long: Michaela Cole stars in this romantic musical. Netflix
World Series: Game 3: I include this under protest that the Astros are not playing. 6:30 p.m., Fox
SATURDAY
The Post: Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep star in this Spielberg movie about the Pentagon Papers that everyone thought would be huge Oscar bait last year. It was not. 7 p.m., HBO
Saturday Night Live: A clip show of the series’ best Halloween sketches. 10:30 p.m., NBC
World Series: Game 4: I include this under protest that the Astros are not playing. 6:30 p.m., Fox
SUNDAY
Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj: The former Daily Show correspondent gets his own weekly comedy show. Series premiere. Netflix
Ray Donovan: Ray’s chance at a new life is derailed in the season premiere. 8 p.m., Showtime
World Series: Game 5 (If Necessary): I include this under protest that the Astros are not playing. 7 p.m., Fox
Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Whoopi Goldberg, Nikki & Brie Bella, Joshua Jay The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): Liev Schreiber Watch What Happens Live (Sunday): Dr. Jackie Walters, Kristin Chenoweth
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown | Child Support (new) |
20/20 (new) |
| CBS | MacGyver (new) |
Hawaii Five-0 (new) |
Blue Bloods (new) |
| CW | Dynasty (new) |
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (new) |
Local |
| FOX | World Series (live) |
Local |
| NBC | Blindspot (new) |
Midnight, Texas (new) |
Dateline (new) |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | College Football: Texas at Oklahoma State (live) |
News/Local |
| CBS | College Football: Navy vs. Notre Dame (live) |
News/Local |
| FOX | World Series (live) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Dateline (new) |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
News/Local | Saturday Night Live (Halloween special) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (new) |
Dancing with the Stars: Juniors (new) |
Shark Tank (new) |
The Alec Baldwin Show (new) |
| CBS | 60 Minutes (new) |
God Friended Me (new) |
NCIS: Los Angeles (new) |
Madam Secretary (new) |
| The CW | Local | Supergirl (new) |
Charmed (new) |
Local |
| FOX | The OT (live) |
The World Series (live) |
| NBC | Sunday Night Football: Saints at Vikings (live) |