MONDAY
Superior Donuts: CBS returns to its regular schedule this week. Kevin Can Wait takes over The Big Bang Theory‘s slot, and this premieres. 8 p.m., CBS
Hellraiser marathon: If Pinhead’s your jam. 3 p.m., El Rey
The Real Housewives of Dallas: Rich and LeeAnne throw an engagement party in the 75-minute finale. 9 p.m., Bravo
TUESDAY
The Simpsons: All of the “Treehouse of Horror” episodes in order. 10 a.m., FXX
The Others: Nicole Kidman’s scariest movie that isn’t Eyes Wide Shut. 10 p.m., POP
Nightmare on Elm Street marathon: A whole bunch of Freddy Krueger movies to get you in the Halloween spirit. 9 a.m., Syfy
Under the Bed: In this bonkers Lifetime movie, a stalker hides under a woman’s bed. 7 p.m., Lifetime
Major Crimes: Final season premiere. 8 p.m., TNT
WEDNESDAY
NOVA: In case you haven’t spent enough time this year thinking about hurricanes, here’s a special about why hurricanes are becoming more deadly. Cool. 8 p.m., PBS
Stan Against Evil: Season premiere. 9 p.m., IFC
Liar: Miniseries finale. 9 p.m., Sundance
THURSDAY
S.W.A.T.: This is the show my husband wanted me to watch and blog when he suggested I set up a poll and allow you trolls to pick a show to hate-blog. Jokes on him. And me. Series premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
Young Sheldon: Hey, remember this? 7:30 p.m., CBS
Mom: Season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
Life in Pieces: Season premiere. 8:30 p.m., CBS
Superstore: The employees pitch in to help Mateo with his medical expenses in the fall finale. 7 p.m., NBC
The Good Place: Janet makes trouble for Michael in the fall finale. HOW IS IT ALREADY THE FALL FINALE? 7:30 p.m., NBC
Will & Grace: Will and Grace’s business partnership isn’t working out in the fall finale. 8 p.m., NBC
Great News: Carol kidnaps Chuck in the fall finale. 8:30 p.m., NBC
Chicago Fire: This is also going away so that NBC can air football. 9 p.m., NBC
FRIDAY
Alias Grace: Looking for something to fill the Handmaid’s-Tale-shaped hole in your life? Series premiere. Netflix
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Rebecca terrorizes Josh. Which is pretty much the entire series. 7 p.m., The CW
Shaun of the Dead: A perfect movie. 9 p.m., TMC Extra
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: Larry David & Miley Cyrus 10:30 p.m., NBC
The Lost Wife of Robert Durst: Reminder: This lunatic peed all over the candy at my CVS. 7 p.m., Lifetime
Get Out: If you haven’t seen this great little horror film, I’m SO EXCITED FOR YOU TO SEE IT. 7 p.m., HBO
SUNDAY
Shameless: Frank tries to make amends in the 8th season premiere. 8 p.m., Showtime
The Girlfriend Experience: New season, new stories — two of them this year. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Starz
SMILF: A young single mom struggles to have a life in this new comedy. 9 p.m., Showtime
The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Kim and Nene are BOTH back, y’all. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Bravo