I regret to inform you that Pedro Pascal is somehow not your ‘Sexiest Man Alive’

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

Patrick Dempsey is your new “Sexiest Man Alive” — even though Pedro Pascal is RIGHT THERE — because of the actors’ strike and the fact that your grandma is the only person reading People Magazine these days AND WE ALL KNOW IT.

Mike White is saying that season three of The White Lotus will be “supersized”: “It’s going to be longer, bigger, crazier. I don’t know what people will think, but I am super excited, so at least for my own barometer, that’s a good thing … I’m super excited about the content of the season.” GIMME.

You’ll get a chance to own a piece of The Fall of the House of Usher soon.


Jenna Lyons wasn’t at BravoCon because she had better shit to do. Good for you, girl.

They better put Brian Cox in the next James Bond movie.

An argument for a reboot of the USA Network. I could watch some Psych right about now.

Only a dude could write this piece defending Buffy the Vampire Slayer‘s Jonathan and “The Trio,” completely missing the point that they were an exploration of “nice guys” and the dangers of incel culture. Our writer needs to go watch Gen V and spend a minute wrestling with the fact that people aren’t black and white and sometimes the “good guy” turns into the “bad guy.”

Michael Strahan has been MIA from Good Morning America and Fox NFL Sunday dealing with some personal family issues.

Telling us about your Nathan Fielder experience isn’t going to bring people over to your side, Joe Jonas.


  • Avalon TV has been renewed for a second season on World of Wonder.


  • The Circus has been canceled at Showtime after eight seasons.
  • Chapelwaite has been canceled at MGM+ after one season, despite being renewed for a second season.

In Development

Mark Your Calendars

  • The Artful Dodger will premiere on Hulu on November 29.
  • Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire will premiere in theaters before debuting on Netflix on December 22.
  • Hannah Waddingham: Home for Christmas will debut on Apple TV+ on November 22.
  • My Life with the Walter Boys premieres on Netflix on December 7.
  • How We Get Free premieres on HBO on November 14.
  • Avatar: The Last Airbender will premiere on Netflix in 2024.

  • Mr. Monk’s Last Case: A Monk Movie will debut on Peacock on December 8.
  • Miss Scarlet and The Duke will return on PBS on January 7.
  • JAY-Z and Gayle King: Brooklyn’s Own will air on CBS on November 14.


Arnez “C-Knight” Blount, Rapper and member of The Dove Shack

Matt Ulrich, Former Super Bowl-winning member of the Indianapolis Colts


The Buccaneers: Based on the Edith Wharton novel of the same name, a group of wealthy American girls seek husbands in 1870s London during debutante season. Series premiere. Apple TV+

Escaping Twin Flames: Hey, it’s another docuseries about that relationship cult, Twin Flames. Series premiere. Netflix

The 57th CMA Awards: Luke Bryan and Peyton Manning host the country music awards ceremony again. 7 p.m., ABC

NBC News Republican Presidential Debate: The clown show goes network. 7 p.m., NBC

The Santa Clauses: Season two premiere. Disney+

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: John Oliver, Matt Rife, Black Pumas
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Leslie Jones, Judd Apatow, Justin Faulkner
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Luke Grimes, Jelly Roll
  • The Daily Show: Margo Price, guest host Sarah Silverman
  • Watch What Happens Live: Bravocon Live: The Reading Room

WEDS. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC The 57th Annual CMA Awards
CBS Survivor
The Amazing Race
CW Sullivan’s Crossing
The Spencer Sisters
FOX The Masked Singer
Snake Oil
NBC NBC News Special: Republican Presidential Debate

2 thoughts on “I regret to inform you that Pedro Pascal is somehow not your ‘Sexiest Man Alive’

    1. I’m genuinely surprised they canceled The Circus ahead of the 2024 Presidential election, especially since it could be the last one ever if someone wins …


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