CUPCAKE THIEF🧁: A hungry black bear barged into the garage of a Connecticut bakery, scared several employees and helped itself to 60 cupcakes before ambling away. https://t.co/tua7y3tk9l pic.twitter.com/FsajqiUC8L
— ABC News (@ABC) May 28, 2023
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As promised, let’s talk about those series finales! This post is going to be spoilerific, so if you haven’t watched the finale of either Succession or Barry, please excuse yourself from the conversation, and scroll down to the NoHo Hank gif telling someone they’re bad at writing. You should be safe there.
this season of #Succession will go down in history as the greatest pieces of TV ever made. Kendall, Roman and Shiv all heirs to the throne and none wins actually . Kudos to Jeremy Strong, Kieran Culkin and Sarah Snook making these insufferable pricks look human. #SuccessionHBO pic.twitter.com/lCOC5DwV3P
— aon (@aonassad9) May 29, 2023
“The idea of Tom being the eventual successor, that had been something that I thought was the right ending for quite a while now. Even though he’s not exactly the most powerful monarch you’ll ever meet — his power comes from Matsson. Those figures that drift upwards and make themselves amenable to powerful people are around.”
For me, the reason it had to be Tom is that unlike any of the other central figures, the Roy siblings or Cousin Greg, Tom is, like Logan himself, a striver who came from nothing.
You can see what Armstrong had to say about the central siblings’ fates here:
But also, five days ago, this TikTok creator posted this theory on Tom’s last name, Wambsgans, and how it predicts the ending — suggesting, if true, that the writers had this planned from the very beginning.
You add to that the fact that it is Siobhan “Shiv” — as in a shiv — who deals the fatal blow to her brother’s ambitions … it was all there in the names.
Also, a revisiting of the final season poster reveals many details:
First, notice that Logan is prominently displaying his watch — which, of course, is a symbol of the passage of time and ultimately, his death — but it is also most likely a watch that Tom gave him as a gift in the first episode.
But for me, the most interesting detail is how Tom and Shiv are the only characters to have someone else in their reflections, that Shiv is behind Tom in both, and they are standing nowhere near each other.
Jeremy Strong reveals that he did a take at the end where Kendall climbed over the railing:
Also, yes, he drank that disgusting smoothie.
We have now come to the end. And what has been, in my career, certainly the greatest work experience ever. The harmony between crew and cast was truly amazing. It was on it’s [sic] way to become a great series but the Love and commitment from crew to cast and writers, made it memorable. I would like to thank all of us in the making and creating of this show from the very bottom of my heart.
The New York Times has a good list of think pieces about the show if you want more.
Kendall Roy: $750 Jacques Marie Mage sunnies
Shiv Roy: $3000 Alexander McQueen power suit
Roman Roy: pic.twitter.com/I1vXUc9LB3
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) May 29, 2023
My ex wants me back pic.twitter.com/0J4a8VW4qw
— J. Smith-Cameron💙 (@j_smithcameron) May 29, 2023
Thinking about the ATN headlines ahead of the finale pic.twitter.com/ktMIRbGqzd
— Lee Jameson (@Lee_Jameson) May 27, 2023
Finally, congratulations to Sarah Snook!
And then there was Barry.
me when i get shot in the head and die pic.twitter.com/d228OG2VOx
— bob | barry spoilers (@WeHoBob) May 29, 2023
Henry Winkler has some thoughts about Gene’s future and what he would have thought about his portrayal in The Mask Collector: he wouldn’t be happy about it. He also has a very profound theory on Barry’s last words.
“Until the last few moments of the season, he always believed that he was my son and that I loved him and he loved me. He never put together that he killed the woman I loved and that that would have affected me. It never dawned on him. When I was brought into that room and I was blamed and somehow they piece together that it was me, I just went insane. I think at that moment, at the end of that scene when I have no words, the switch flipped. I think the light went out in my brain.”
Thank you alllllllll for the BARRY love. Oh how I have loved these past 4 seasons ! Thank you for all your Support
— Henry Winkler (@hwinkler4real) May 29, 2023
Sarah Goldberg muses on Sally’s “happy” ending. And how ultimately, Barry “won” the game.
⚠️ CAUTION: BARRY SERIES FINALE SPOILERS ⚠️
— phoenix ✨✌️ (@phoenixisonline) May 30, 2023
I know we're still talking about That Other Show but I gotta give a quick shoutout to #Barry's NoHo Hank.
Anthony Carrigan gave us one of the all-time great TV performances and that cannot be stressed enough. pic.twitter.com/UC2xVyhw6j
— Eric Haywood (@EricHaywood) May 29, 2023
R.I.P. NoHo Hank.
I’m saving that gif for my next La Brea recap.
Maureen Ryan, the talented TV critic who wrote memorably about Lost back in the day, has written a new book about the industry, entitled Burn It Down. Here, Vanity Fair shares a chapter that focused on Lost, and how according to many writers and some actors, behind the scenes it was an extremely toxic work environment — particularly in terms of racism — encouraged from the very top by showrunners Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse. Lindelof and Cuse are interviewed in this, and allowed to respond to the allegations, most of which they claim they don’t remember happening, but if they did, they’re sorry.
I will warn my fellow Losties — this is an incredibly difficult piece to read, but it’s essential. When I moderated a Lost panel at Houston’s Comicpalooza five years ago, the late actress who played Daniell Rousseau, Mira Furlan, shared her very negative experiences on the series, especially in feeling she was sidelined for sexist reasons. And I have to say, as I sat there, listening to her stories, it made me uncomfortable, and I didn’t want to believe her, because believing her would mean that the creators I respected so much had failed at some level.
But, as Ryan writes in this piece:
Complicating and adding necessary context to the show’s influential legacy is important. Plus, the tendency to engage in hero worship of “geniuses” is very much alive and well. If we don’t question the more damaging aspects of our conception of genius, we are doomed to repeat the past ad nauseam. And we’ll get shittier entertainment.
Please read this, especially and particularly if you loved Lost. It’s going to make you uncomfortable. Like my experience with Furlan, you’re not going to want to believe it, but it’s important we confront the ugly truth. But finally, I will add, Lindelof, for one, made a conscientious effort in later projects — particularly on Watchmen — to hire a diverse writers’ room and allow those writers to take charge of the story. None of us are the sum of our worst acts.
First of all, Pedro, don’t be letting people put their thumbs in your eyes, did you learn nothing? But second of all, which of you sickos are going around shoving your thumbs into strangers’ eyes?
I keep having to say this, but please stop with the death threats.
Welcome back, Al Roker! Now try to stay out of the hospital for a while.
Speaking of toxic sets — The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel‘s Amy Sherman-Palladino revealed that working on both Roseanne and Veronica’s Closet was something of a nightmare, including working with one literal serial rapist.
— Eilish_bill18 (@Bill18Eilish) May 27, 2023
- Erykah Badu has joined the cast of The Piano Lesson on Netflix.
Mark Your Calendars
- I’m a Virgo will debut on Prime Video on June 23.
- Stars on Mars will premiere on Fox on June 5.
- Burden of Proof will debut on HBO on June 6.
Robin Wagner, Broadway set designer
Mitt Larsen, Magic Castle co-founder
I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson: This lunatic is back, and not a moment too soon. Season three. Netflix
America’s Got Talent: Season 18, dios mio. Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC
Hot Wheels: Ultimate Challenge: Car lovers compete in transforming a normal car into the Hot Wheels of their childhood dreams. Series premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
Frontline: After Uvalde: Guns, Grief & Texas Politics: A year after the horrific tragedy in Uvalde, a look into how a community grieved, and the fight over assault weapons (and how nothing is ever going to fucking change, because this state, this country loves their weapons more than their children). 8 p.m., PBS
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