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This dog loves cricket and is not afraid to hide it:

The big TV news of the day is THE EMMYS which took place last night. I’m going to write something … I’m just not sure if it’s going to be the full Not!Live Blog write-up this year. There’s stuff in my real life that’s happening — nothing too serious, don’t worry — but it has me a little distracted, and I’m not sure that today I can focus for the five+ hours it takes me to get the Not!Live Blog written. Sorry to work out what should be an inner dialogue here on the blog; to make amends, here’s the best part of what happened last night:

Give Conan all of the Emmys.

All Other TV News

OooooOOOooooOooh: There’s NOT going to be a Real Housewives of New York City reunion after all. This is the first Real Housewives season of any of the franchises that didn’t have a reunion. What happened, you guys?

The Baltimore Ravens honored Michael K. Williams by playing Omar’s “whistle” ahead of the game.

Nothing about this story about how CBS wanted a hot wife for Everybody Loves Raymond surprises me in the least.

And nothing about this story about how Don Ohlmeyer, who fired Norm Macdonald from Saturday Night Live for doing OJ jokes, tried to ban Macdonald from Late Night with Conan O’Brien surprises me in the least.

An immersive Bridgerton experience is going on tour next year, with stops in Los Angeles, Chicago, Washington D.C., and Montreal.

David Chase is real mad that his prequel movie for a TV show is going to be released on HBO Max on the same day it’s released in movie theaters.

Kate Winslet continues to hint that there might be more Mare of Easttown, but I have disappointing news for fans of The Queen’s Gambit.

More House of the Dragon photos, nerds.

My former neighbor was FINALLY found guilty of that murdering he did.

Hoping Amy Schumer is feeling better:


  • Virgin River has been renewed at Netflix for seasons four and five.

In Development

  • Last Light, a dystopian miniseries starring Matthew Fox, has been greenlit at Peacock.
  • The Christmas Bond, Hallmark’s first holiday movie featuring an autistic character, is in the works.
  • Family Guy’s entire catalog is moving to FXX.
  • Dan Levy has signed a deal with Netflix and is already working on a romantic comedy.
  • Lynette Howell Taylor has signed a first-look TV deal with Endeavor Content.

Casting News

  • Chelsea Frei is joining Dollface on Hulu.
  • Bruce Campbell is going to star in Hallmark Channel’s Christmas movie One December Night.

Mark Your Calendar

  • HBO Max just released a teaser trailer for a bunch of upcoming shows and movies:
  • Finch will debut on Apple TV+ on November 5.
  • Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin will debut on Paramount+ on October 29.
  • Around the World in 80 Days will premiere on PBS soon.
  • Guilty Party will debut on Paramount+ on October 14.


Anthony “AJ” Johnson, Actor and comedian

John Challis, UK actor

Roger Brown, Former NFL player


The Big Leap: A bunch of people tries to change their lives by auditioning for a reality dancing competition show in this new series. Series premiere.  8 p.m., Fox

NCIS: Hawaii: An experimental aircraft crashes in Oahu in the series premiere. 9 p.m., CBS

Ordinary Joe: At his college graduation, Joe is presented with a decision that sends his life down three different paths. Series premiere. 9 p.m., NBC

Dancing With the Stars: Season 30 premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

The Voice: Season 21 premiere. 7 p.m., NBC

9-1-1: Ransomware attacks leave the 118 dealing with too many emergencies in the season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox

The Neighborhood: Dave discovers he’s more than just neighbors with Carl in the season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS

Bob β™₯ Abishola: Bob and Abishola go to Lagos. Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS

NCIS: Season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS

Time 100: A look at the “pioneers, artists, leaders, icons, titans and innovators” who make up Time’s 100 List. 9 p.m., ABC

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Hasan Minhaj, James Wolk, Meek Mill
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Amy Adams, Lee Daniels, girl in red, AndΔ“
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: The Late Show’s Celebration of Season 6: This Time with Laughs!
  • The Late Late Show with James Corden: Aly Raisman
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Seth MacFarlane, Brendan Hunt, the Lumineers

MON. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Dancing with the Stars
The Ultimate Surfer
CBS The Neighborhood
Bob β™₯ Abishola
NCIS: Hawai’i
CW Roswell, New Mexico
Penn & Teller: Fool Us
FOX 9-1-1
The Big Leap
NBC The Voice
Ordinary Joe

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