Impeachment Corner!
Welp, after Wednesday’s vote acquitting President Gaffe, it’s time to shut down the ol’ Corner. (For now. God only knows what the Felon-in-Chief will get into between now and the election. And HEAVEN FORFEND if he wins in November, I am confident the Corner will have to be unlocked at some point.)
Yesterday marked the last impeachment items that yours truly feels needs to be mentioned: First, at the annual prayer breakfast, the Heretic-in-Chief used the occasion to mock Nancy Pelosi and Mitt Romney for being people of faith. GOOD TIMING, ASSHOLE.
And then later that afternoon, President Deranged took to the East Room at the White House for a completely batshit insane set of remarks in front of a slobbering audience of Republican lapdogs. There he praised his cronies, lambasted Adam Schiff, Nancy Pelosi, Mitt Romney, Lt. Col. Vindman and James Comey for some reason, bitched endlessly about the Mueller investigation — which he called “bullshit,” in one of my favorite moments suggested that most wives wouldn’t care if their husbands had been shot, remembered that he had a son named Barron! and claimed, hilariously, that his kids haven’t used his office for their own corruption.
This is a good run-down of all the COMPLETELY NUTSO things that he crammed into one hour, because, friends, I don’t have the energy for it anymore. Momma needs a big cocktail and a long nap after the past four or five months.
Trump is recounting the shooting of Steve Scalise in great detail. He says the shooter was a "whack job." He says Scalise was shot with "a bullet that rips you apart." He does a "boom, boom, boom" with a gun-shooting hand gesture as he describes the response from armed security.
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 6, 2020
NEW: While speaking from the White House following his Senate impeachment trial acquittal, President Trump brings up Hunter Biden:
"They think that's okay…because if it is, is Ivanka in the audience, boy, my kids could make a fortune. Boy they could make a fortune." pic.twitter.com/ReC2nTxtEl
— Yahoo News (@YahooNews) February 6, 2020
And a reminder:
Trump's acquittal speech vs. Clinton's acquittal speech pic.twitter.com/D35omDgiwA
— The Recount (@therecount) February 6, 2020
Anyway, as I pull down the blinds, turn off the lights and lock up here, I’m going to leave you with two feel-good videos that reflect the best of humans. After the week we’ve been through (SOTU, acquittal, Brexit, whatever the fuck that was yesterday), I think we could all use the mental vacation.
Little Man’s hearing implants are turned on for the very first time.
This is the Twitter content I’m here for…💪😍😇🔊❤️💪 pic.twitter.com/nFSWOIb67c
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) February 6, 2020
My entire ❤️.
"What a wonderful world…”
This doctor has delivered 8,000 babies over his 40-year career – and he sings a lullaby to every single one of them. Now that he's retiring, he is being honored in a special way. 😭pic.twitter.com/6LTh3Vz4vb
— FierceWarriorNStilettos (@InactionNever) February 6, 2020
In other TV news
“Ukraine, Disinformation, & the Trump Administration,” a 162-page-long internal Fox News document warns its employees to avoid spreading disinformation spread by the likes of Rudy Giuliani and John Solomon. HUH. YOU DON’T SAY.
The Conners will be offering live commentary on the Oscars on Sunday as part of a promotion for the live episode that will air on Tuesday.
Apparently, Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj is not the only thing Netflix has pulled after foreign governments demanded them to. Fun fact I learned from this article: Night of the Living Dead is banned in Germany. OK, BUT WHY?
So, it sounds like CBS wants its own HBO Max or Disney+. CBS is planning to launch a streamer that would combine CBS All Access with their Viacom properties, including Paramount, BET, Nickelodeon, MTV, and Showtime.
CBS is really sorry for making Gayle King look bad.
Does Netflix’s trailer autoplay drive you crazy? Good news: you can finally turn it off.
1. Sign In to Netflix from a web browser.
2. Select Manage Profiles from the menu.
3. Select the profile you’d like to update.
4. Check or uncheck the option to Autoplay previews while browsing on all devices.
About that Brooklyn Nine-Nine decision.
Scrubs and Cougar Town will both reunite at ATX.
Here, the showrunner of The Sinner answers none of your questions.
With the new Fantasy Island movie about to open next week, here’s a look back at one of the scariest episodes of what was at the time my Very Favorite Show.
The Young and the Restless will celebrate Eric Braeden, a.k.a. Victor Newman, on his 40th anniversary at the soap.
Phillip Schofield, a famous UK presenter, has come out as gay.
Do we really need a full week of coverage of the New Hampshire primary? Are you SURE?
Time’s Up
The prosecution in the Harvey Weinstein trial rested yesterday. I’m not going to go through all the grisly details, but The Wrap has a decent roundup of what the 6 women who testified against him had to say. I will just add that they left out the testimony that Weinstein apparently was most humiliated by — not the abusive, violent, piggish behavior, but the fact that he apparently doesn’t have testicles. The defense’s case began yesterday, with testimony from a former friend of Annabella Sciorra’s who claimed that she had a drinking and drug problem after what she described as merely a “crazy” sexual encounter with Weinstein. Did I mention that this witness is a guy? And also friends with Weinstein? So maybe Sciorra wouldn’t want to admit to him that she was raped? And that developing an alcohol and/or drug problem following a violent rape actually seems like a very understandable reaction from someone who has been traumatized? But yeah, cool story, bros. YO, KEEP SMEARING VICTIMS, GUYS, AND SEE HOW WELL THAT GOES FOR YOU.
Dr. Grant Robicheaux, a star of a short-lived Bravo series and his girlfriend Cerissa Riley were cleared of all charges of drugging and raping women in Orange County. This was a particularly salacious case and an example of prosecutors overreaching.
Louis Theroux, documentary filmmaker and cousin of Justin, made a documentary about sex work, and one of the women he interviewed is now claiming she was mistreated by the production. Not to cut a guy I happen to like too much slack, but from reading the details, this feels like a story with a lot of gray areas, where no bright lines were crossed.
Hey, Houston, Louis C.K. isn’t going to make this weekend’s shows. OH WELL.
Kevin Hart has FINALLY figured out why people were so mad at him.
Renewals
- Dating Around, a very charming reality series, has been renewed at Netflix for a second season.
In Development
- An unscripted Friends cast reunion special is happening at HBO Max.
- Work Wife, a comedy based on Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest’s working relationship, has been given a pilot order at ABC.
- I Can See Your Voice, another music mystery game, has been ordered at Fox.
- Demi Lovato is getting her own talk show on Quibi.
- Pivoting, a comedy, has been given a pilot order at Fox.
- Blood Relative has been given a pilot order at Fox.
- An adaptation of 13 has been ordered at Netflix.
- East Nasty, a country music drama, is being developed at Freeform.
- Michael McIntyre is getting a stand-up special at Netflix.
- Jennie Snyder Urman has signed an overall deal with CBS Television Studios.
- Gotham Group has signed a deal with Fox 21 Televisions Studios.
Casting News
- John Mulaney and Daniel Craig are going to host Saturday Night Live in the coming weeks.
- Benjamin Bratt has joined the cast of DMZ on HBO Max.
- Alyson Hannigan and Eddie Kaye Thomas are going to guest star on Outmatched in a mini American Pie reunion.
- Ian McElhinney and Steve Toussaintare going to star in Doctor Who‘s finale.
- Mark Feuerstein, Kelli Williams, Daniel Mora, Emy Mena, George Pullar, Amy Forsyth, Ross Phillips, Romina D’Ugo, Bobby Daniel Rodriguez, Natalia Cordova-Buckley, Jose Pablo Cantillo, and Drew Powell have been cast in Coyote on Paramount.
- Barry Keoghan has dropped out as the lead in Y: The Last Man on FX.
- Erica Peeples is joining the cast of All American on The CW.
- Miguel Angel Garcia has joined the cast of Deputy on Fox.
Mark Your Calendar
- The Vast of Night will premiere on Amazon on March 13.
- Utopia Falls will premiere on Hulu on February 14.
- Kingdom will return on Netflix on March 13.
- The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch will premiere on History on March 31.
- ZeroZeroZero will debut on Amazon on March 6.
- Vice News Tonight will premiere on Vice TV on March 4.
- Naked and Afraid will return on Discovery Channel on February 23.
- World of Weapons will debut on Smithsonian on March 15.
- The Busch Family Brewed will premiere on MTV on March 5.
R.I.P.
FX Feeney, Movie critic and screenwriter
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Locke & Key: Three siblings move into a very strange home after their father is murdered in this new series based on the classic graphic novel. Series premiere. Netflix
Mythic Quest: Raven’s Banquet: Rob McElhenney stars in this new comedy set in the world of video game design. Series premiere. Apple TV+
Horse Girl: Alison Brie stars in this film about a woman who might be able to hear the future … or something. Netflix
MacGyver: The team is hired to find a bioweapon in the season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
High Maintenance: The guy finds a dog. Season premiere. 10 p.m., HBO
The Democratic Debate: We are still doing this. JUST TELL ME WHO TO VOTE FOR IN NOVEMBER, I’M SICK OF THE FIGHTING. 7 p.m., ABC
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: RuPaul & Justin Bieber 10:30 p.m., NBC
Ma: Octavia Spencer stars in this thriller as a woman who befriends a group of teenagers and then becomes … unhinged. 7 p.m., HBO
SUNDAY
The Oscars: Movies give themselves prizes. 7 p.m., ABC; Red Carpet coverage begins at 12 p.m. on ABC & E!,
Homeland: Carrie recovers in Germany in the final season premiere. 8 p.m., Showtime
Power: Ghost seeks vengeance in the two-hour series finale. 7 p.m., Starz
Kidding: Jeff realizes the power of a lie in the reverse plot of Liar, Liar. Season premiere. 9 p.m., Showtime
Curse of the Bermuda Triangle: IT’S ON THE SCIENCE CHANNEL SO IT HAS TO BE TRUE. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Science
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Rosario Dawson, Lil Rel Howery, Andre D. Thompson
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): Joe Mantegna, Coyote Peterson
- Watch What Happens Live (Sunday): Dr. Jackie, Reza Farahan
FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
ABC | The Democratic Debate (live) |
CBS | MacGyver (new) |
Hawaii Five-0 (new) |
Blue Bloods (repeat) |
CW | Charmed (new) |
Dynasty (new) |
Local |
FOX | Friday Night Smackdown (new) |
Local |
NBC | Lincoln Rhyme: The Hunt for the Bone Collector (new) |
Dateline (new) |
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SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
ABC | NBA Basketball (live) |
News/Local |
CBS | NCIS (repeat) |
48 Hours | 48 Hours | News/Local |
FOX | The Masked Singer (repeat) |
LEGO Masters (repeat) |
News/Local |
NBC | Dateline | News/
Local |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
Saturday Night Live (RuPaul & Justin Bieber) |
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SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
ABC | Oscar Red Carpet (live) |
92nd Oscars (live) |
CBS | 60 Minutes | NCIS (repeat) |
FBI (repeat) |
NCIS: New Orleans (repeat) |
The CW | Local | Batwoman (repeat) |
Supergirl (repeat) |
Local |
FOX | Last Man Standing (repeat) |
Out-matched (repeat) |
The Simpsons (repeat) |
Bob’s Burgers (repeat) |
Family Guy (repeat) |
Family Guy (repeat) |
Local/News |
NBC | America’s Got Talent: The Champions (repeat) |
Ellen’s Game of Games (repeat) |
Ellen’s Game of Games (repeat) |