Hello, my leftover Christmas cookies! Even though I am not in balmy Houston at the moment, I still intended to give you a regular post, full of TV news and information because I care about your happiness. Alas, the entire TV industry is still in holiday hibernation, and the only thing I could find was … that Angie Tribeca is returning this weekend for a binge-a-thon. Seriously, that and a story marveling that women went to go see Aquaman (UH DUH, JASON MOMOA, YOU MORONS) is about all the information I’ve got for you.
So enjoy the Angie Tribeca trailer:
And as a bonus, here is a video of Sesame Street’s Grover that the internet is fighting about. Does he say, “Yes, yes that sounds like an excellent idea!” orrrr “Yes, yes, that’s a fucking excellent idea?” These two phrases shouldn’t sound that much alike, but here we are, the Yanni/Laurel of Late 2018:
And a cute fix for you. Because I have been dragged out into the snow against my will, here is a compilation of animals who actually enjoy the snow:
And finally, this is an old video (in internet time, that is), of a Frech Bulldog named Walter Geoffrey having a tantrum because the dog park is closed. I love him. He understands me.
I will see you on Monday, but I can promise there won’t be any news that day or Tuesday unless something crazy happens over the weekend. Stay warm! I’m certainly going to try.
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Midnight, Texas: Season finale. 7 p.m., NBC
Z Nation: Season Series finale. 8 p.m., Syfy
Van Helsing: Season finale. 9 p.m., Syfy
Game of Thrones marathon: The Red Wedding, y’all. 11 a.m., HBO2
SATURDAY
All of the College Football: Cotton Bowl, Peach Bowl, Orange Bowl. 11 a.m., 3 p.m., 6 p.m., ESPN
Life of the Party: Like Old School, but with Melissa McCarthy instead of Will Ferrell. 7 p.m., HBO
Game of Thrones marathon: All of season four. 11 a.m., HBO2
SUNDAY
The Orville: I AM NOT BLOGGING THIS. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Escape from Dannemora: I wanted to enjoy this — and the performances, especially Patricia Arquette’s, were terrific — but I just never got into it. Anyway, the season finale is upon us. 9 p.m., Showtime
Game of Thrones marathon: SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!. 11 a.m., HBO2
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Fresh Off the Boat (repeat) |
Speechless (repeat) |
20/20 (new) |
| CBS | Garth Live at Notre Dame! (repeat) |
Blue Bloods (repeat) |
| CW | Penn & Teller: Fool Us (repeat) |
Popstar’s Best of 2018 (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Last Man Standing (repeat) |
The Cool Kids (repeat) |
Hell’s Kitchen (repeat) |
Local |
| NBC | Midnight, Texas (new) |
Dateline (new) |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | Mickey’s 90th Spectacular (repeat) |
The Alec Baldwin Show (new) |
News/Local |
| CBS | God Friended Me (repeat) |
48 Hours (repeat) |
48 Hours (repeat) |
News/Local |
| FOX | 9-1-1 (repeat) |
The Resident (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Dateline | Dateline | Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
News/Local | Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
| CBS | NFL Football (new) |
60 Minutes (new) |
The Neighbor-hood (repeat) |
The Neighbor-hood (repeat) |
God Friended Me (repeat) |
S.W.A.T. (repeat) |
| The CW | Local | iHeartRadio Music Festival Night 1 (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | The OT (live) |
The Orville (new) |
Family Guy (repeat) |
Rel (repeat) |
Local/News |
| NBC | Sunday Night Football: Colts at Titans (live) |