This is a good piece about how The Bachelorette has itself already spoiled who the winner is. Don’t click if you don’t want to know, but honestly, you guys, it’s all very obvious.
Speaking of spoilers, we know Andrew Lincoln is leaving The Walking Dead, but will this be how Rick goes? It’s not a terrible theory.
People are betting on who will take the Iron Throne, and right now Dany and Jon are in the lead, but I’m putting all my gold dragons on Gilly.
Hey, did y’all know that Netflix has a secret request page where you can suggest TV shows or movies for them to add to their platform?
If you’re a Shadowhunters fan, you could use that page to try to save the series, for instance.
I don’t know who I love more, the teenage girl who took a lifesized cutout of Danny DeVito to prom, or Danny DeVito for making a lifesized cutout of her and bringing it to the set of Sunny.
Kenan Thompson is now Saturday Night Live‘s longest-tenured cast member, but he doesn’t have any plans to leave.
Hulu will start streaming Killing Eve later this year if you somehow missed one of the most fun shows of the year so far.
TBS is going to take a closer look at Full Frontal following the cuntraversy. Previously, Samantha Bee had full creative license apparently. Boo.
Hey, Drag Race fans, Laganja Estranja was on So You Think You Can Dance the other night:
A porn company offered Roseanne Barr a role in one of their films, so great job, America. We really are great again.
Facebook Watch will feature news shows from ABC News, CNN, Fox News Channel, and Univision; local news publisher Advance Local; and digital media companies ATTN: and Mic. It’s an interesting development that signals Facebook wants to highlight legitimate news sources.
Ooh! I had forgotten that Erika Christensen is a Scientologist. Guess what? She hasn’t read Going Clear or watched Leah Remini’s series, and takes issue with Remini’s “sources.” The sources being ex-Scientologists, of course.
No need to go to the doctor, just get an on-camera job on HGTV.
Chip and Joanna Gaines have to pay a $40,000 fine to the EPA for not taking proper precautions for lead paint while renovating homes.
Former WWE wrestler “Grandmaster Sexay” was arrested for running from a hotel bill. If you can’t trust someone who calls himself Grandmaster Sexay…
And now the Trump section of the post
Fox News apologized on air for using photos of Philadelphia Eagles praying to suggest they were kneeling during the national anthem. GOOD.
So, President Titty Baby’s big party that he threw for himself and the national anthem after the Eagles didn’t want to attend, how’d that go? Well, for one, despite being Bigly Patriotic, someone doesn’t know the words to “God Bless America:”
Additionally, there weren’t that many Iggles fans there:
And there were at least two kneelers and a heckler:
And don’t worry, the White House blamed the Philadelphia Eagles for the entire mess, obviously.
Just hope President POLITICIZE EVERYTHING wasn’t hoping to host the winners of the NBA Championship because that ain’t gonna happen. (Somehow, I don’t think he’ll care much.)
In your even a broken clock is right twice a day news: Donald Trump pardoned the woman on whose behalf Kim Kardashian advocated.
Two women have gone on Fox News to plead with King Trump to pardon their husbands. Expect to see more of this in the future.
Sarah Sanders thinks her credibility is higher than the media’s. LOL, YOU MUST HAVE INHERITED YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR FROM YOUR FATHER! TELL ANOTHER ONE, SARAH!
If you’re in Los Angeles over the next couple weekends, you should go check out The Presidential Twitter Library. Related: this is an interesting piece on the challenge of Trump for late night.
Donald Trump may have to sit for a deposition in the Summer Zervos case and answer questions from other women who claimed he sexually assaulted and harassed them. Please, please let this happen.
Sex Monster News
Dick Wolf would like you to give him credit for #MeToo, please.
Stephen Colbert gave Bill Clinton a chance at a do-over for being a goddamned tone-deaf idiot. GUESS WHAT, BILL, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO ASK YOU ABOUT MONICA LEWINSKY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. GET USED TO IT, PAL.
Brenden Fraser continues to call for Philip Berk to be removed from the HFPA for assaulting him.
Piers Morgan thinks people care what he thinks about Miss America.
Renewals
- 13 Reasons Why will return on Netflix for a third season.
In Development
- The Underground Railroad has been ordered by Amazon.
- Letterkenny is coming to Hulu.
- Motherland has been ordered by Freeform, (and that Joss Whedon female detective show is titled Pippa Smith: Grown-Up Detective).
- Rivera is headed to Sundance Now.
- Jordan Peele has signed a first-look deal with Amazon.
Casting News
- Zendaya and Eric Dane are joining HBO’s pilot Euphoria.
- Danielle Campbell will star in Tell Me a Story on CBS All Access.
- Grace Byers is joining The Gifted.
- Avan Jogia will star in Starz’s Now Apocalypse.
- Kellie Pickler will star in the Hallmark Channel movie Christmas at Graceland.
- Keiynan Lonsdale is not returning to Legends of Tomorrow or The Flash.
Mark Your Calendars
- Sharp Objects will debut on HBO on July 8.
- The Bold Type second season premiere is now available on Hulu.
- iHeartRadio Music Festival will air on The CW on October 7 and 8.
- Bizarre Foods returns on Travel Channel on July 3.
- The Price of Duty premieres on Oxygen on June 11.
- In Defense of premieres on Oxygen on June 25.
- Carnival Kings debuts on the Cooking Channel on July 12.
- Chesapeake Shores returns on Hallmark Channel on August 5.
R.I.P.
Jerry Maren, Actor
WATCH THIS
The Real Housewives of New York City: OH BOY, THE COUNTESS’S ARREST! IT’S FINALLY HERE! 8 p.m., Bravo
The Fosters: The moms make a huge decision in the series finale. 7 p.m., Freeform
Condor: A new series based on the novel Three Days of the Condor — but set in the present day with computers and stuff. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Audience
Late Night: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Mandy Moore, Sara Bareilles, Josh Groban, Meghan Trainor The Late Late Show with James Corden: Sterling K. Brown, James Marsden, Brian Tyree Henry, Shawn Mendes, Julia Michaels Jimmy Kimmel Live: Mariah Carey, Isla Fisher, Kyle featuring Kehlani Conan: Jodie Foster, Flula Borg, Neko Case The Daily Show: Chimamanda Ngozi Adiche The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Franchesca Ramsey
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