I have a million dollar idea for Ryan Murphy’s next season of ‘Feud’. Call me, Ryan.

Ryan Murphy’s Feud: Jane and Megyn:

Jane on Megyn: “It wasn’t like I was upset. I was stunned. It was so inappropriate. It showed that she’s not that good an interviewer.”

Megyn on Jane: “By the way, she still says she’s not proud of America. So, the moral indignation is a little much… honestly, she has no business lecturing anyone on what qualifies as offensive.”

Holland Taylor as Jane Fonda, Katherine Heigl as Megyn Kelly. Get it done, Ryan Murphy.

Peter Dinklage is happy that Game of Thrones will end before it jumps the Kraken, and while I agree with him, I also feel like there was at least two more 10-episode seasons worth of material before that would happen.

Obviously Fear the Walking Dead is going to undergo a time jump, why are we still talking about this?

The SAG Awards were last night. Here are the TV winners:

  • Male Actor in a Comedy: William H. Macy – Shameless (Showtime)
  • Female Actress in a Comedy: Julia Louis-Dreyfus – Veep (HBO)
  • Male Actor in a Drama: Sterling K. Brown – This Is Us (NBC)
  • Female Actor in a Drama: Claire Foy – The Crown (Netflix)
  • Male Actress in Miniseries or TV Movie: Alexander Skarsgård –Big Little Lies (HBO)
  • Female Actress in Miniseries or TV Movie: Nicole Kidman — Big Little Lies (HBO)
  • Ensemble Comedy: Veep (HBO)
  • Ensemble Drama: This Is Us (NBC)
  • Stunt Ensemble: Game of Thrones (HBO)

Notably, Sterling K. Brown made history as the first Black actor to win Best Actor in a Drama series.

But, question: What was Jack McBrayer doing at the Big Little Lies table? Was he Alexander Skarsgård’s date? Because I’m totally shipping Jack McBrayer and Alexander Skarsgård from here on out.

The Notorious RBG is aware of Kate McKinnon’s impersonation of her, and she loves it.

The episode of This is Us that will follow the big sportsball game will be sportsball focused. But don’t be looking for the traditional pre-sportsball interview with the President, because someone is a scaredy-cat.

STEPHEN KING IS A GOD DAMNED GENIUS. CUT IT OUT WITH THE CHICAGO CRAP, AND MAKE THIS HAPPEN DICK WOLF:

Mo’Nique is calling for a boycott of Netflix, accusing them of gender and color bias. Her complaint is that Netflix only offered her $500,000 for her comedy special, whereas they paid Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock $20 million and Amy Schumer somewhere around $13 million. Which, OK, but Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, and Amy Schumer are better known stand-up comedians than Mo’Nique? Like, much much better known? And in conclusion, good luck with your boycott, Mo’Nique!

Why We March

The publisher of the Los Angeles Times is taking a leave of absence following allegations of sexual harassment.

Alison Brie was forced to defend her brother-in-law, James Franco, on the SAG red carpet last night and managed to thread the needle well enough. However, Scarlett Johansson is not done with you yet, Franco.

Meanwhile, Aziz Ansari skipped the SAGs altogether, even though he was a nominee.

Took you long enough, Annette Roque.

Get your act together, CNN.

For some inspiration in what feels like an endlessly dire news cycle, check out some of these pictures from this year’s Women’s March. A few of my personal favorites:

And you’re going to want to grasp your pearls for the next one:

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I want to be her.

 

 

Renewals

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

R.I.P.

Alison Shearmur, Producer

Dorothy Malone, Actress

John Coleman, Co-founder of The Weather Channel

Bob Smith, Comedian

WATCH THIS

The Bachelor: The Bachelor and his harem go to Foolish’s Mountain retreat and RUIN IT. 7 p.m., ABC

Mosaic: Sharon Stone stars in this new Soderbergh mystery that to fully experience, you have to download an app for some reason. Series premiere. 7 p.m.., Mosaic

Summer House: Season premiere. 9 p.m., Bravo

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Greg Kinnear, Jason Momoa, the War on Drugs Late Night with Seth Meyers: John Lithgow, Selma Blair, Derek Waters, Brann Dailor The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: James Corden, Ann Curry, Deon Cole Jimmy Kimmel Live: Zach Galifianakis, Antonia Thomas, Tune-Yards Conan: Sharon Stone, Luke Evans The Daily Show: Michael Wolff The Opposition with Jordan Klepper : Jason Kander Watch What Happens Live: Samantha Bee, Dan Rather

 

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CBS Kevin Can Wait
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Man with a Plan
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Superior Donuts
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Scorpion
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CW Supergirl
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Valor
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FOX Lucifer
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The Resident
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NBC The Wall
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Better Late Than Never
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The Brave
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One thought on “I have a million dollar idea for Ryan Murphy’s next season of ‘Feud’. Call me, Ryan.

  1. We live in a world where “only offered her $500,000” is something you wrote and Mo’Nique is upset about. I mean, I get that she feels she is worth more, but damn. That’s 10 times the average yearly American salary for one special.

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