Seth Meyers reluctantly takes A Closer Look at this Stormy Daniels story:
James Corden has all the details from Stormy’s interview, which can be summarized as, “ew ew ew ew ew ew”:
Stephen Colbert has a lightbulb joke for you:
Jimmy Kimmel asks kids what they think of Trump, and the kids are alright:
Jimmy Fallon has a copy of the Dr. Seuss book Trump wrote about himself. (It’s funny because Trump can’t write.)
Trevor Noah marvels at just how stupid Trump is about his primary issue: immigration. Does he really think it’s like a real lottery? Where they draw names out of a bowl? REALLY?
Jimmy Kimmel brought Barista Theater back out to illustrate what is going on with the government shutdown and CHIP:
Seth Meyers is proud of Trump passing a Denny’s placemat:
Here’s James Corden as Melania singing The Little Mermaid:
Jimmy Kimmel also hosted his own awards: The Dishonest & Corrupt President Awards: