MONDAY
The Bachelor: Don’t mind the screaming, that’s just my 9-month-long nightmare kicking in. 7 p.m., ABC
Better Late than Never: 2-hour premiere of that show where Terry Bradshaw embarrasses us in other countries. QUIT SCREAMING AT THE SWEDES ABOUT SHINGLES, TERRY BRADSHAW. 8 p.m., NBC
The 2018 Rose Parade Hosted by Cord and Tish: Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon finally make the Rose Parade interesting. 10 a.m., Amazon
TUESDAY
L.A. to Vegas: Dylan McDermott (I literally typed Dermot Mulroney first) stars in this new sitcom about an airline that flies back and forth between L.A. and Las Vegas, per the title. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
Tesla’s Death Ray: A Murder Declassified: This is just a very cool title for a TV show. 9 p.m., Discovery
Mustang Island: Shameless plug: An old friend of mine co-stars in this little indie film shot in Texas. You should watch it. Netflix
WEDNESDAY
The X-Files: Mulder and Scully and a bunch of bad guys are all looking for Mulder and Scully’s kid. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
grown-ish: A Different World for the 2000s. Series premiere. 7 p.m., Freeform
9-1-1: Ryan Murphy attempts a procedural. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
THURSDAY
The Good Place: OH THANK GOODNESS IT’S BACK. 7:30 p.m., NBC
The Four: Fox had to replace American Idol with something and this is what they came up with. Series premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Project Runway All Stars: Rookies versus veterans, which pretty much describes every season? Season premiere. 8 p.m., Lifetime
FRIDAY
Before I Wake: A child’s dreams become manifest in this film from the director of Ouija: Origin of Evil and Occulus. Netflix
Rotten: A six-part exposé of the food industry and how it’s killing local farms, feeding us trash and robbing us blind. Netflix
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee: The Jerry Seinfeld series moves to Netflix as part of his overall deal with the streaming service. Netflix
SATURDAY
A Tale of Two Coreys: Poor Coreys. 7 p.m., Lifetime
Falling Water: The weird dream series that I wanted to like but could never get into is back for a second season. Season premiere. 9 p.m., USA
Ten Days in the Valley: Say goodbye to this well-made mystery because it is not coming back. Season (series) finale. 9 p.m., ABC
SUNDAY
The 75th Annual Golden Globes: Seth Meyers is hosting this year which is the only reason I might watch. 7 p.m., NBC
The Chi: Lena Waithe’s much anticipated new coming-of-age drama is here. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Showtime
Star Trek: Discovery: Mid-season premiere. CBS All Access