Stephen Colbert is one of the few men allowed on television anymore, and he has a message for Donald Trump: “YOU DON’T GET TO COMMENT.”
High five.
And let me just say, I SWEAR TO GOD, COLBERT, YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR PENIS IN YOUR PANTS. IF ANYTHING COMES OUT ABOUT YOU I WILL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND.
Jimmy Kimmel points out that if anyone knows about inappropriate workplace behavior at NBC, it’s Donald Trump, and worries about the future of “Spanky Tuesday” on The Today Show:
Trevor Noah states the obvious: no matter what, this whole sexual harassment situation is shit for women:
Jordan Klepper needs to return some holiday gifts in the wake of this Matt Lauer story:
Jimmy Fallon has figured out where in the world Matt Lauer is: at a bar with Charlie Rose:
Unlike his building-mate Jimmy Fallon, Seth Meyers was unable to tape last night’s show in his studio thanks to the tree lighting, which is why, as he explains in the lead up to this “Closer Look” on Trump’s tax plan, they may not address breaking news items. Little did he know the breaking news item would be about one of his fellow NBC employees and not the Molester-in-Chief:
Also not discussing the sexual harassment story, our British late show host who chose instead to educate us on who British First is:
Hey, Drunk Donald Trump is back:
Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz becomes a member of the “Trump Attacked Me on Twitter Hall of Fame”:
And James Corden invites Kelly Clarkson and her husband along for a ride in “Carpool Karaoke”: