MONDAY
Scared Famous: Ten reality stars move into a “haunted” house and try to outlast one another for a $100,000 prize for charity in this new series which will definitely be cast with a bunch of people you’ve never heard of. I’m liking the idea, just wish I could cast it myself. Series premiere. 8 p.m., VH1
The Untitled Action Bronson Show: Late night’s newest host is rapper and chef Action Bronson. Series premiere. 10:30, Viceland
Halloween marathon: Look, there is no rhyme or reason to AMC’s order of the Halloween movies: it goes from 1 to 4 to 5 to 6 to H20 to 2 back to 1 again. 3 isn’t even involved. Just tune in whenever to get your Michael Meyers fix, basically. 8 a.m. AMC
TUESDAY
World Series Game 1: ASTROS!!!!!!!!!!! at Dodgers. GO STROS! 6:30 p.m., Fox
At Home with Amy Sedaris: Our hostess with the mostest finally has her own lifestyle show. Series premiere. 9 p.m. TruTV
Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker’s Wild: Expanding his television empire, Snoop has revived the classic game show, and it might also be part talk show? I’m confused, but am sure it will be a good time. Series premiere. 9 p.m., TBS
Child’s Play marathon: To think, a My Buddy doll inspired a whole horror franchise. 5 p.m. AMC
WEDNESDAY
The Goldbergs: ABC’s family sitcoms celebrate Halloween tonight, beginning with the Godlberg’s 100th episode, in which Adam and Jackie disagree over what their costumes should be. 7 p.m., ABC
Speechless: Kenneth can’t decide which Michael Jackson he wants to be for Halloween. 7:30 p.m., ABC
Modern Family: Phil and Claire have a crisis over how enthusiastic they should be about the holiday now that the kids are grown. 8 p.m., ABC
American Housewife: Katie is excited to receive her first “Boo!” 8:30 p.m., ABC
Channel Zero: Season finale for one of the most disturbing shows on television. Seriously, if you haven’t seen this, go binge it on Syfy.com. John Carroll Lynch has never been more terrifying and he’s Twisty the Clown for crying out loud. Season finale. 9 p.m., Syfy
American Humane Hero Dog Awards: Who’s a good boy? 7 p.m., Hallmark
Frontline: Putin’s Revenge (Part 1): A look at Putin’s grievances with the U.S. and his efforts to exact revenge. Or, as our President would say, “FAKE NEWS.” 9 p.m., PBS
THURSDAY
The Orville: “Ed sends a team to find missing anthropologists on a planet similar to 21st-century Earth; the mission goes awry when they realize the planet uses a public voting system to determine punishment.” YEAH, THIS SHOULD BE GREAT. 8 p.m., Fox
Drag Me to Hell: One of Sam Raimi’s best — scary, hilarious and fun, this little gem of a movie is among one of the best horror movies of this century. So far. 11 p.m., Syfy
’70s Sci-Fi Marathon: The Omega Man, followed by Logan’s Run, followed by THX 1138, followed by A Clockwork Orange, followed by Soylent Green. I mean, COME ON. 7 p.m., TCM
FRIDAY
Stranger Things: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Season premiere. Netflix
Michael Jackson’s Halloween: “When millennials Vincent and Victoria find themselves at a mysterious hotel on Halloween night, they go on a magical adventure of personal discovery.” Um…. 7 p.m., CBS
Blindspot: NBC has moved the FBI tattoo series to Fridays this fall. Good luck, Blindspot. Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC
A bunch of Christmas movies: YOU GUYS, IT’S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET. STOP IT. 7 p.m., Hallmark
SATURDAY
The David S. Pumpkins Halloween Special: Any questions? 10:30 p.m., NBC
Flint: Queen Latifah and Rob Morrow star in this movie about the Flint water crisis, as Lifetime begins to try to make people take their original movies more seriously. 7 p.m. Lifetime
Split: M. Night Shamylan’s split personality thriller lives and dies by the performance by James McAvoy, and boy does he deliver. 7 p.m., HBO
Leprechaun marathon: Beginning with the all-important Leprechaun Origins, because you have to know the backstory, or you won’t be able to follow the very complicated mythology. 2 p.m., AMC
Evil Dead & Evil Dead 2: WHO’S LAUGHING NOW? (By the way, Suspiria airs after this.) 11 p.m., El Rey
SUNDAY
The Deuce: Wait, it’s the season finale already? That was fast … Season finale. 8 p.m., HBO
The Shining: 37 years later, and still terrifying. 9:30 p.m., Spike
Monsters Inc.: True fact: this movie makes me cry. 5:55 Freeform
Be very afraid: IHOP has been running “Holiday” ads and a fourth of HEB’s greeting card section was already Xmas cards. And who sends Halloween or Thanksgiving cards?
Gag.