MONDAY
Dancing with the Stars: Erika Jayne is reason enough for me to watch this season. Nick Viall is reason enough NOT TO. 7 p.m., ABC
Humans: Season finale. 9 p.m., AMC
Sweet Home Oklahoma: Do they … do they know the song is “Sweet Home Alabama“? 9 p.m. Bravo
TUESDAY
Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas & The Age of Spin: Hey! Here are two new Dave Chappelle specials for ya. Netflix
New Girl: Let’s just get to the part where Nick and Jess find their way back to each other already. 7 p.m., Fox
The Descent: If you haven’t seen this little horror movie about a caving expedition gone terribly wrong, here’s your chance. 8:35 p.m., ShowCase
WEDNESDAY
Shots Fired: In this new drama, a white teenager is shot and killed by a black cop, and racial tensions flare up. Series premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Empire: Hey, the Lyons are back and they still hate each other so hard. 8 p.m., Fox
Spillover: Zika, Ebola & the Next Outbreak: Here’s a little lighthearted viewing for you right before bed. 9 p.m., PBS
THURSDAY
Baskets: Chip joins the Russians in the season finale. 9 p.m., Fox
Superstore: Mateo deals with immigration issues in this episode directed by America Ferrera. 7 p.m., NBC
FRIDAY
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Mama Ru moves to a new channel, day and time for the 9th season of her groundbreaking drag competition. Series premiere. 7 p.m. VH1
Grace & Frankie: The ladies have dildo issues. Entire season available for streaming. Netflix
Ingobernable: A Mexican political thriller in which the First Lady of Mexico is on the run after the President dies mysteriously. Netflix
SATURDAY
American Jihad: A look into how young men are radicalized and what can be done to prevent it. 8 p.m., Showtime
The Godfather marathon: All three movies (but you can probably skip the last one.) 2 p.m., AMC
Starship Troopers: The most misunderstood movie of our time. 5:59 p.m., Starz Action
SUNDAY
Bob’s Burgers: Back-to-back episodes. 6:30 p.m., Fox
To Walk Invisible: The Bronte Sisters: A look into the lives of the Bronte sisters. 8 p.m., PBS
The Walking Dead: A group member has to make a heart-breaking decision. 8 p.m., AMC
If they’re going to continue to put bachelors on DWTS, shouldn’t they be obligated to also include a dumpee?
I cannot WAIT for your TWD recaps. Things have gone a bit sideways with that show.
AAAACK! I know. I am going to get on it, promise!