MONDAY
When We Rise: A miniseries about the LGBTQ activists who helped create and shape the equality movement. It is on every night through Friday, except for Tuesday to make room for Donald Trump’s address to Congress, which feels like a metaphor. 8 p.m., ABC
The Voice: This is back. Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC
Tickled: A look into “competitive tickling.” I am not even kidding about that. 9 p.m., HBO
Taken: Yep, they’ve turned the Liam Neeson movies into a series. Series premiere 9 p.m., NBC
TUESDAY
Donald Trump’s Address to Congress: Oh boy. 8 p.m., All Channels
Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Stephen goes live to address all the crazy nonsense Trump said at Congress tonight. 10:30 p.m., CBS
Taboo: Finale. 9 p.m. FX
WEDNESDAY
Conan: Conan goes to Mexico to talk to our neighbors about what a pendejo Trump is. 9 p.m., TBS
National Treasure: This is a British series about the downfall of a politician after he is exposed in a sexual scandal. How quaint. Hulu
Chicago Justice: The Chicago universe is going to expand until it engulfs everything. Series premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
THURSDAY
When We Rise: A look a the real people who inspired the miniseries. 7 p.m., ABC
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?: Watch the movie that inspired Ryan Murphy’s new American anthology series. 7 p.m., Logo
Ordinary People: If, like me, you were too young to really get your hands around this movie featuring Mary Tyler Moore’s Oscar-winning nominated performance when it came out, now’s a chance to catch up. 7 p.m., Showtime
FRIDAY
Emerald City: Dorothy faces off against the Wizard in the season finale. 8 p.m., NBC
The Ring: Remember VHS tapes? Yeah, me neither. 7 p.m., Theater Max
Star Wars: The Force Awakens: It’s better than Rogue One. There. I said it. 7 p.m., Starz Kids
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: Octavia Spencer & Father John Misty. 10:30 p.m., NBC
Star Wars Marathon: In case Force Awakens last night left you hungry for the entire shebang. 12:55 p.m., TNT
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan: That ear worm really stuck with me when I was a kid. 6 p.m., TMC
SUNDAY
Feud: Bette and Joan: Susan Sarandon and Jessica Lange star in Ryan Murphy’s campiest project yet. Series premiere. 9 p.m., FX
The Arrangement: ALERT! THIS IS A SHOW BASED ON TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES’ SHAM MARRIAGE. Series premiere. 9 p.m., E!
Once Upon a Time: Hey, this is back. Mid-season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Making History: In this time traveling comedy, a duffel bag is a time machine back to revolutionary times. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., Fox
Time After Time: And in this time traveling drama, a dude follows Jack the Ripper into modern NYC in an attempt to stop him. Series premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
Last Man on Earth: Kristen Wiig guest stars in the mid-season premiere. 8:30 p.m., Fox
Shades of Blue: Season premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
Unfortunately MTM did not win the Academy Award for Ordinary People (she was robbed!) but she was nominated.
D’oh! I thought she won!
Thanks for the clarification!
-T