Good morning and welcome back! While you were good and didn’t go online over the holiday, I was busy catching up with American Horror Story (“Chapter 9” and “Chapter 10”) and The Walking Dead (“Service” and “Go Getters”), in case you want to avoid doing any real work this morning.
There is a good chance you spent the holiday watching Gilmore Girls over on Netflix. Here are some fans’ reactions to those famous “four last words.” And here are 15 unanswered questions about the revival.
Anne Rice has regained the theatrical rights to The Vampire Chronicles and wants to turn it into a television series. Let’s start speculating on who will be cast as Lestat even though there is no actual project in the works or network involved.
Oh look, here are some still shots from the next season of Game of Thrones that tell us absolutely nothing.
Never forget: Kelly Ripa can perform miracles.
So, you might have heard over the weekend that CNN aired half an hour of hardcore porn during Anthony Bourdain’s Parts Unknown. The story caught fire despite being traced back to a single twitter user and CNN is saying that it is a hoax. In reality what this is is a prime example of how a fake news story can grow a life of its own and a reminder to always be skeptical.
Just in time for the holidays, you can purchase Bill Maher’s “We’re Still Here” baseball cap for less than $10.
Is Chandler Riggs going to be written off of The Walking Dead to go to college? MAYBE.
Apparently Norman Reedus and Greg Nicotero own a restaurant together? It’s unclear if they serve power bars, goat cheese or chocolate pudding.
Here is the first look at AMC’s Texas-based series, The Son:
R.I.P. Ron Glass, actor on Firefly and Barney Miller. 2016 takes another class act. Here the cast of Firefly pay their tributes.
WATCH THIS
Timeless: Apollo 11. 9 p.m., NBC
Supergirl: The CW begins a four-way crossover event tonight. 7 p.m., The CW
CMA Country Christmas: Performances by Idina Menzel; Andra Day; Amy Grant; Brad Paisley; Brett Eldredge; Chris Young; Kelly Clarkson; Sarah McLachlan; Joey Alexander. 7 p.m., ABC
Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Ice-T, Alexis Bledel, David Gray Late Night with Seth Meyers: Anderson Cooper, Bryshere Gray, Tim Tebow Conan: Joel McHale, Kate Mara, Alice Wetterlund The Daily Show: Ryan Speedo Green Watch What Happens Live: Kristen Doute, Vanessa Bayer
| MON. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | CMA Country Christmas (new) |
Conviction (new) |
| CBS | Kevin Can Wait (repeat) |
Man With a Plan (repeat) |
2 Broke Girls (repeat) |
The Odd Couple (new) |
Scorpion (repeat) |
| CW | Supergirl (new) |
Jane the Virgin (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Gotham (new) |
Lucifer (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | The Voice (live) |
Timeless (new) |
The Voice is a) too long b) too often and c) getting tedious. But here I am, every Monday and Tuesday night. Still.