There is no TV news this morning. I don’t know what to tell you, apparently TV took yesterday off.
I mean, Kit Harington is going to make a Guy Fawkes miniseries apparently.
And Talking Dead is going to be 90 minutes long after The Walking Dead premiere.
And to promote Gilmore Girls, Netflix will buy you a cup of coffee tomorrow at Luke Diner pop-ups across the country (locations here).
That Ryan Phillippe USA series, Shooter, will finally debut on November 15th, two months after it was originally scheduled to debut.
And there’s a pretty funny Back to the Future easter egg in Luke Cage.
Here are some TV-inspired costumes if you’re looking for some Halloween ideas.
And this new Channel Zero trailer is SUPER DAMN CREEPY. Like, I don’t know that I’m going to make it through this show, guys.
But other than that? I got nothing.
WATCH THIS
The Vice Presidential Debate: LET’S GET READY TO WHITE GUY RUMBLE. 8 p.m., ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, PBS, CNN, MSNBC, FOX News, CNBC, CSPAN
No Tomorrow: A young woman is convinced to carpe the diem when she meets a free spirit who thinks the world is going to end in this new show. Series premiere. 8 p.m., The CW
The Flash: Season premiere. 7 p.m., The CW
The Mindy Project: Season premiere. Hulu
Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: John Goodman, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Empire of the Sun, Olivia Newton-John Late Night with Seth Meyers: Judge Judy Sheindlin, Kelly Clarkson, Tom Odell, Stanton Moore The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Cheri Oteri, Paul F. Tompkins, Melissa Etheridge The Late Late Show with James Corden: Rob Lowe, J.K. Simmons, Eliza Skinner Jimmy Kimmel Live: Billy Bob Thornton, Kristin Chenoweth, Ryan Donahue Conan: Kristen Bell, Evan Peters, Mike Snow The Daily Show: Ezra Klein Watch What Happens Live: Olivia Newton-John, Cynthia Nixon
| TUES. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Dancing with the Stars (live) |
The Vice Presidential Debate (live) |
| CBS | NCIS (new) |
The Vice Presidential Debate (live) |
| CW | The Flash (new — PREMIERE) |
No Tomorrow (new — PREMIERE) |
Local |
| FOX | Brooklyn Nine-Nine (new) |
New Girl (new) |
The Vice Presidential Debate (live) |
| NBC | The Voice (new) |
The Vice Presidential Debate (live) |
I’m just gonna nope right out on the Rule 63 Twisty the Clown. Nope. No. No thank you. Why? No.