I can’t wait to hear Ryan Lochte’s version of what happened on last night’s Dancing with the Stars. Related: I don’t know when this became a Ryan Lochte blog, but here we are.
Saturday Night Live has added two more people to the cast, including one former America’s Got Talent contestant, thereby setting a potentially dangerous trend.
NBC renewed American Ninja Warrior for a sixth season that I will never watch.
Emmy-award-winning animated series, Regular Show, will end after the 8th season.
In No Shit News: White guys direct 67% of all televisions shows. Which is why it’s unsurprising that so many new shows are about white guys’ anxieties about a changing world.
Kirstie Alley — who is still around! — will be joining the cast of Scream Queens, and just when you didn’t think that show could get any campier. And this guy they are claiming was on Glee is also joining the cast. ~shrug~
In other development news:
- CBS has picked up Southern/Eastern, which is not a fictionalized drama about Kanye and Kim’s child, but, in fact, a legal drama.
Looking for something to binge watch? I got you, boo.
WATCH THIS
America’s Got Talent: The finalists –half of which are singers this year — perform one last time for the $1 million prize. When did this becomeAmerican Idol, guys? 7 p.m., NBC
TED Talks: Speakers discuss innovative approaches to education and the impact of micromanaging children. 9 p.m., PBS
Atlanta: If you haven’t seen Donald Glover’s new series yet, give it a shot. It’s one of the best new shows of the fall. 9 p.m., FX
Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Shailene Woodley, Carol Burnett, Jason Aldean, Wayne Newton Late Night with Seth Meyers: Bill Hader, Sarah Jones, Test Pattern, Matt Garstka The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Millie Bobby Brown, the Head and the Heart The Late Late Show with James Corden: Donald Glover, Jimmy Johnson, Grouplove Jimmy Kimmel Live: Patrick Dempsey, Dr. Justin Schmidt, Tame Impala Conan: Billy Gardell, Draymond Green, Finish Ticket The Daily Show: Danielle Weisberg & Carly Zakin Watch What Happens Live: Luann De Lesseps, Kate Chastain
| TUES. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | The Middle (repeat) |
The Middle (repeat) |
Fresh Off the Boat (repeat) |
The Real O’Neals (repeat) |
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (repeat) |
| CBS | Big Brother (new) |
NCIS (repeat) |
NCIS: New Orleans (repeat) |
| CW | The Flash (repeat) |
MadTV (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | Brooklyn Nine-Nine (repeat) |
New Girl (repeat) |
Lucifer (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | America’s Got Talent (new) |
Better Late Than Never (new) |